What is football's biggest David v Goliath victory? | The Knowledge
12 June 2019, 10:00
“Curaçao beat India 3-1 in the King’s Cup last week,” notes Bas van Eldonk. “Curaçao has a population of 162,000 v India’s 1.367 billion, which means there is one person in Curaçao for every 8,438 in India. Let’s call this ratio (1:8438) the David/Goliath number. Has there even been a victory in men’s international football with a higher D/G number?”
In Fifa rankings terms, Curaçao’s victory over India wasn’t a shock at all: it was the 82nd best team in the world beating the 101st. But in population terms, it was seismic stuff. India is the second most populous country in the world, Curaçao the 192nd.
We haven’t been able to find any examples of a smaller country beating India, although Guam came close. They beat India in 2015, at a time when their population was 161,797. But India’s population was slightly smaller back then (1.309 billion), so the David/Goliath ratio was a mere 1:8091.
The country with the world’s biggest population, China, has lost many football matches, but none to a country the size of Curaçao or Guam. We think the smallest nation to beat them is Iceland in 2017, a match which had a David/Goliath ratio of 1:4037.
China and India are so far ahead of the rest of the world when it comes to population that there is no chance of finding the highest D/G ratio against any other opponent. But Bermuda gave it a good go when they beat the USA in 1991. At the time Bermuda had a population of 59,021 to the USA’s 253 million, which meant there was one living Bermudan for every 4,286 living Americans.
There are a few other unlikely victories of note.
We thought we’d found a cracker from 1982, when Liechtenstein (26,130) beat China (1.009 billion) by a score of 2-0 in Vaduz. That’s a ludicrous D/G ratio of 1:38,614. Alas, we were denied by (VA)RSSSF, which confirmed it was an unofficial match against a Beijing XI.
Despite pulling an all-nighter to leaf through population data and historical football results, we haven’t been able to find an upset as big as Curaçao’s win over India. If you do know of one, email [email protected]
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